I love the podcast You Look Nice Today. I got hooked the moment I heard of its existence, having already been drooling and sweating over each of @hotdogsladies’ Tweets for some time. The combined comedy genius of Adam Lisagor, Scott Simpson, and Merlin Mann melts into a great podcast full of devilishly ribald comments and freeform homosocialism that’s as satisfying as the grilled cheese I alluded to earlier with that “melts” adjective.

I submitted some answers to their JOBBOTRON thingiemajiggie. And lo, I was handed my destiny. I fear for this great country.